January 2012
5 tags
December 2011
batsbreath:
If your celebration of the new year consists of vomit-inducing, can’t-remember-who-I-slept-with-last-night, omgcirrhosislol intoxication, by all means, knock yourself out. But please stay off the road. I wish to live the last year of the Mayan calendar to the fullest, without some lame vehicle collision robbing me of the decidedly more epic death-by-apocolypse.
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season 1 of jersey shore is on. its the one were the crazy chicks drop by the house without permission and start shit with snooki. the fat whale that was charging at snooks was disgusting. wish jwoww would’ve beat the blonde one in yellow to a pulp. at least the drunk one got arrested.
When Your Playing Tag
Then you see the person thats out chasing your friend
reblogging just for the gif, hahahahaha DYING
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my... →
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christinaaguilerasboobs:
I like my coffee how I like my men…
in between my legs as I’m driving.
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
Me trying to cook
lmaogtfo:
Expectation:
Reality:
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so i found Snooki and Lindsay Lohan's tumblr
SWEEEEEEEET
